beyond_squirrel (beyond_squirrel) wrote,
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Lemonology


When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila!

When life gives you lemons, SMILE, return the lemons to the person who presented them to you, and then ask for the oranges that you requested in the first place!

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!

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